Thursday, October 4, 2007

Sick of the flowers

Why do they put little purple flowers on pantiliners? If one has to wear a pantiliner, one is not likely to be in the mood to be thinking about flowers. Especially if one is wearing it because of the drippiness of progesterone suppositories.

I want my vagina back.

9 comments:

Katie said...

They should put thunderclouds and lightening bolts. Or what about sayings of wisdom? Or "Screw you, Progesterone." Yeah, I think that would fit my mood right now!

dayzofrain said...

How bout (if you've seen the Always pads) "Have a Happy Period"

WTF?

what woman has a "happy" period?

I think in both intances...Men are at the helm.

they don't know any better ;)

Mrs. Shoes said...

They say "have a happy period?" You have got to be kidding me. And I thought nothing could surprise me anymore.

alisa said...

Yeah - I particularly enjoyed the "have a happy period" during my miscarriage.

Me said...

I agree that men MUST be in charge of marketing "feminine products" - no woman would do/say something so dumb!

K said...

I am with you on the always ads. I go nuts when they come on tv. It's bad. I just want to throw something at the screen. I may someday send them an email and demand change! I'll mention the lightening bolts and clouds.

Anns said...

Why do we have to market pads anyways, I mean... we need water, we all consume water, so we don't market water.

Shouldn't the same go for sanitary products?

Wordgirl said...

Ah, the progesterone.

I'm with the group -- pithy quotes and pantyliners just don't go together....

I'll be with you in the progesterone party tomorrow.

Woo whooo.

jenna sais quoi said...

I totally want pantiliners with thunderbolts on them.

Or perhaps a picture of someone flipping the bird. Friggin' flowers.

Also, progesterone should come with a pillow and a coupon for a free metric ton of Godiva truffles.

I totally need to go hijack an ad agency.