Two funny DH stories to quickly share. Needless to say, he's got a LOT to learn.
My mother sent me a nipple brush she found on clearance. [Don't know why she keeps sending random things but it makes her happy.] DH didn't know what it was and I explained to him that "it's a nipple brush." Clearly horrified, he said, "You have to wash your nipples with that? Doesn't it hurt you?"
And I was also mentioning to him that next summer we can take baby swimming (note my positive attitude here) and that we could even sign up for a Mommy and Me class. DH's response, "What will we do with the baby while you and I are swimming?" It took me a minute to realize he was interpreting Mommy and Me as me and him.
11 comments:
Awww isn't he cute!
Such sweet stories. I'm glad he's well-versed in baby jargon.
Hehe, great stories!
Those ARE both funny!
OMG - i just laughed out loud at the mommy and me comment.
HA HA HA... hilarious. I am laughing at my desk where I should be looking very serious and working.
That's funny.
Love it!
That is too funny! I particularly loved the 'Mommy and Me' one :)
OK, just another piece of evidence to support my theory that men seriously think that EVERYTHING involves - or revolves around - them!
Because we couldn't POSSIBLY be thinking or talking about something that does not include them...
What dorks! ;)
Thank goodness you provided a link to the nipple brush. Having some Phoebe-from-Friends-like dinginess. Had some scary thoughts about what that was. :)
Oh my Gosh, your DH is crackin' me up. I love how they do that.
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